What 80s Music and Your Garbage Disposal Have in Common.

//What 80s Music and Your Garbage Disposal Have in Common.

What 80s Music and Your Garbage Disposal Have in Common.

If you’ve ever been Rick-Rolled, you know how easy it is to get that bastion of 80’s pop-rock stuck in your head. Today, we’re going to use that ear-worm wonder to help you remember the top eight things you should never put down your garbage disposal.

If Rick Astley said he’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up,’ Roto  Rooter says you’re

‘Never Gonna Put This Down’…your garbage disposal. (Sing along!)

We’re no strangers to scraps.

You know the rules and so do I.

That garbage disposal is your best friend

But I see that pile of egg shells, and I know how it’s gonna end.

I just want to warn you not to do it.

Gotta make you understand!

Never gonna put bones down

Never gonna clog it with grease

Never gonna break your blade on fruit pits

Never gonna lob coffee grounds

Never gonna toss tough veg

Never gonna swell and clog it with pasta…or rice or oatmeal

We’ve known about this for so long.

Your drain’s been aching but you’re too shy to say why.

Inside we both know what’s been going on

There’s nasty starchy potato peels that just don’t lie.

I’m just saying you could compost.

Don’t even tell me that you’re too lazy! 

Never gonna put bones down

Never gonna clog it with grease

Never gonna break your blade on fruit pits

Never gonna lob coffee grounds

Never gonna toss tough veg

Never gonna swell and clog it with pasta…or rice or oatmeal

We want your garbage disposal to go right ‘round, baby, right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round. Sorry. That’s a tribute for another post. Just remember, everything you are singing in your head right now will either break, clog, or slow down your disposal. 

By |2018-04-30T15:34:35+00:00May 2nd, 2018|Garbage Disposals|0 Comments